“A man walks into a bar” joke

 

“A man walks into a bar” joke

A lot of jokes start with this sentence. Then the joke continues with a little story about a man in a bar. But, a bar is also a hard piece of wood or metal, so you also get jokes like this:

Example 1
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!

Explanation: “Ouch” is what we say when we hurt ourselves.

Example 2
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Explanation: If you are dyslexic, you have difficulty with letters. Instead of b-a-r, the word is b-r-a (which means women’s underwear.)