My Jokes Web: 24 "Yo Momma" Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

24 "Yo Momma" Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

1. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

—afrimps

2. Yo momma's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

—Zach Lingeman, Facebook

3. Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

—madisonbuzz

4. Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing "We Are Family."

—piajeraldinem

5. Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

—adamb48dfbe43f

6. Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.

—amandac4e628d2d2

7. Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.

—zoec40930026e

8. Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.

—woahitschelseea97

9. Yo momma's so old, her breast milk is actually powder.

—TwistedTwat

10. Yo momma's so fat, she has to wear six different watches: one for each time zone.

—alexwierda

11. Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

—raeannap

12. Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

—laurap484f52788

13. Yo momma's so dumb, when she saw the "Disneyland left" sign, she went home.

—lostUNIcorn

14. Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

—Charmian Larritt, Facebook

15. Yo momma's so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

—baggirl14

16. Yo momma's so fat, the aliens call her "the mothership."

—samanthas4477171dc

17. Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

—jackbordersi

18. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

—a47dabf2c7

19. Yo momma's so fat, her patronus is a cake.

—zoe-elizabethm

20. Yo momma's so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

—erink40742d79d

21. Yo momma's so old, her social security number is one.

—shaelie51

22. Yo momma's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

—kailey153

23. Yo momma's so old, when she lifted her boob to wash under it, a pilgrim fell out.

—jessicaw50

24. And yo momma's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

—arib449d90939

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