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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches. Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice. Yo momma is so bald and talented she can blow dry her hair answer yes to all your questions and give head at the same time Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous. Yo mama's so bald, that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant! Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches. Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow. yo mama is so bald that when she stood near a wall Lil wayne sang "Mirror On The Wall" Yo mama so bald, I could polish her head and take her bowling. Yo mama soo bald even the hairdressers used her head for a mirror Yo momma so bald, you can play Air Hockey on her head. Yo mama so bald that Vin Diesel thought she was his twin. Yo Moma is so bald, that when i rubbed on her head i could see the future. Yo mamma so bald birds land on her head yo mommas so bald, we thought the sun was rising when she got up yo momma so bald that when its cloudy out at night you still see a full moon Yo momma so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom. Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass. Yo mama so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head. Yo mama so bald that people could ice skate on her head. Yo mama so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean. Yo mama is so bald she braids her mustache 

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