Funny Christmas jokes are always great for this wonderful holiday season.
Write these Christmas jokes on cards or tell them to your friends, just to put a smile on their face.
Here is a list of some funny Christmas jokes:
Q. What's white and goes up ?
A. A confused snowflake !
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I'm going out tonight !
Q . What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
A. Your teeth !
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It's Christmas, Eve !
Q. How can a snowman lose weight ?
A. He waits until it gets warmer !
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast ?
A. Snowflakes!
Q: What kind of bird can write ?
A: A PENguin !
Q. How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack ?
A. Only one - after then it is not empty anymore !
Q: What do elves learn in school ?
A: The Elf-abet !
Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Q: What do monkeyssing at Christmas ?
A: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !
Q: What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow !
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Write these Christmas jokes on cards or tell them to your friends, just to put a smile on their face.
Here is a list of some funny Christmas jokes:
Q. What's white and goes up ?
A. A confused snowflake !
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I'm going out tonight !
Q . What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
A. Your teeth !
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It's Christmas, Eve !
Q. How can a snowman lose weight ?A. He waits until it gets warmer !
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast ?
A. Snowflakes!
Q: What kind of bird can write ?
A: A PENguin !
Q. How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack ?
A. Only one - after then it is not empty anymore !
Q: What do elves learn in school ?
A: The Elf-abet !
Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Q: What do monkeys
A: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !
Q: What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow !
You might also like:
Cute and funny Christmas pictures
Christmas stories for everyone.
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