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Santa continued


Santa continued...?

Santa road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to Santa bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo...

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Santa:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h.
Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho.
Santa:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha...
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Santa:- Bhai 2 ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2 kyu.
Santa:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega.
Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to.
Santa:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega.

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Santaji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki Santaji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...

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Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...

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Santa hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Santa:- 1 Plate Egg's father...

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Santa:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Santa:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Santa wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Santa 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha Santa pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h.
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