Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..?? Aarumon : No Tintumon : 1) Two Girls sitting quite 2)City girl cooking lunch 3)Wife not asking money 4) Girl friend paying bill 5)Girls coming out without makeup 6) wife not going to shopping 7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy
Appurathe veetile chinnumol garbhini aayennu…
29 Oct 2011 3:47 am
Mom: ”da appurathe veetile chinnumol garbhini aayennu…!! Tintumon: ‘adhu avalde collegil nadanna projectinte baagamayi sambavichadhavum… about “Miracle of Life” Mom: ”aara idhinte utharavaadhi ennu ariyo ninakku? Tintumon: ”I dont know, it was a group project….!!
Ho ee punnungalude ahangaram…
27 Oct 2011 3:47 am
Tintumon-” ho ee punnungalude ahangaram… Jtintumon-” sree ram villodichappo seetha koode ponu…. krishnan odakuzhal vilichappo radha odiyethi…” Jintappan-” adhinu? Tintumon-” aa kukkumole nokki onnu choolamadichenu aval achanem kootiyada vannadhu…!!
chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum
26 Oct 2011 11:14 am
teacher-” chetiya karyangalku naam orikalum vedhanikarudh” Tintumon-” chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum” Teacher-” no..orikalum illa” Tintumon-” enna dhe ee cheriya ’soochiku’ mugalil oru 5 minut onnu irunnu kaanikku….”
If doctor is cute
20 Oct 2011 2:06 pm
Teacher-” an apple a day keeps the doctoraway, Tintumon-”but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit….!!!
Girl: Wher's my birthday gift ? Tintumon: You see that red BMW CAR on the other side of the road ? Girl: (Excitingly) Yes ! Tintumon: Same color Nail polish I bought for you.
"Duck" ne kurichu Tintumonte super Essay
31 Jul 2011 4:04 am
"Duck" ine kurichu Tintuvinte essay. I like Duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neibour uncle drink alcohol without water. Alcohol is very bad. It is said by Gandhiji. He is a gud person. He has a stick. He dont have hair. He cut his hair in Ramraj haircutting Saloon. This saloon is a gud saloon. Its situated in Gujarath. Gujaratis the place where earthquake took place. So many people were killed. President gtave 2 lack rupees to injured people for compensation. Two lakh rupees is a lot of money. For getting it we need lottery. But Bhutan and Sikkim lottery are banned in Kerala. Kerala is a Gods own country. So many cocunut in Kerala. 1 cocunut 7 Rupee. So thus Duck is very nice.
The kidnapped sent a piece of her finger to Tintumon and demanded money....
20 Feb 2011 1:05 pm
Tintumon's wife was kidnapped. The kidnapped sent a piece of her finger to Tintumon and demanded money.... Tintumon replied:- I wan't more proof THALA kananam THALA...!!!
A Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out... Dad came & asked him, "wat happended son?" Tintumon: Dad i can't adjust wit ur wife anymore I want my own wife".
Teacher: Kalyanam podipodichu aalukal kayyum kanakkumillathe varunnu, Say it in English. Tintumon: Marriage powder powdered, people are coming without hand & Mathematics.
Examinu tintu "frnd" enna topic copy kondoyi.but vannath father ne kurich
3 Dec 2010 3:22 pm
English xaminu tintu "frnd" enna topic copy kondoyi.but vannath father ne kurich ezhuthanulla question. He edited that: "Iam very FATHERLY man. I've a lot of FATHERS. Some of my FATHERS r male and some r females. My true FATHER is my neighbour.!"
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No in my family we marry only relatives
2 Dec 2010 3:54 pm
Girl will u marry me ? Tintumon: No in my family we marry only relatives. For example: My Mummy married Daddy, Aunt married uncle. So I will marry my wife.
He saw a snake hanging on a tree
1 Dec 2010 3:20 pm
Tintumon walking through a forest, He saw a snake hanging on a tree. He told 2 the snake "Veruthe thoongi kidakkathe mammiyodu para COMPLAN tharan"...
10 Oct 2010 3:29 am TINTUMON: Enikk "CHANDRANE" polulla oru pennu venam.Broker: Appo pennu athi sundhari ayirikkanam alle..TINTUMON: Athalla rathril vannittu ravile pokanam...
Ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende
9 Oct 2010 1:08 pm
TINTUMON-”acha , amme…ennum ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil”achan-”njangalkku ini endhu promotion??TINTUMON-”kure kaalamayille achanum ammayum aayi ingane nadakkunnu..enne onnu kalyanamkazhipikku…pettannu thanne oru appoppanum ammomayum aaki tharam…”
Tintumon's waife was kidnapped
7 Oct 2010 2:27 pm
TINTUMON's waife was kidnapped The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to tintumon demanded money. TINTUMON replied: I want more proof THALA kananam THALA...!!!
TINTUMON was CRYING DAD came & asked: Why are you crying ? Tell me, I'm your friend na ? TINTUMON: Onnum illada aliya HORLICKS kuuduthal chodichapol ninte pennu enne thalli.
Teacher: Vaccation divasangalil neeyenthu cheythu ? Tintumon : Oru divasam Bike odichu. Teacher: Bakiyulla divasamo ? Tintumon: Hospitalil ayirunnu ..!!!
Tintumon writing exam
18 May 2010 4:31 pm
Tintumon writingexam.. Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.. Tintumon wroteanswer.. Njan:Namaskaram teacher.. Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkanvannathanu.. Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo.. Njan: Okteacher, thanks..
Tintumon studying spoken english class
13 May 2010 1:52 pm
Tintumon ippol spoken english classil pokarullathu kondu veettil vannalum englishil mathrame speecharullu. Oru divasam ravile Tintumon ammayodu. "Mom, u marry the cow I will rotate it" (Amma pasuvine kettu njan Karakkam).. TINTUMON WHO THE CROCODILE ! (Tintumon aara mothalu !)
Tintumon and Teacher
10 May 2010 12:24 am Tintumon and Teacher Teacher: "India upayogichu kazhinja 2nd hand sadhanangal kayatti vidunnath ayalrajyangalilekkanu..Oru example parayoo ?Tintumon: "SANIA MIRZA"..
Begger: Amma thaye picha thayo ! Enikku samsarikkan kazhiyilla... Our Uoma aane... Tintumon: Adutha veettil poyi chodikku... Enikku chevi kelkilla..!!
Tintumon's Love letter
24 Apr 2010 3:12 am Dear, I love u. My dream i see u. Every where u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow.U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U come mango tree. U no come, i jump train, Sure come.Yours lovely, Tintumon Std 1B
Tintumon and Babumon
23 Apr 2010 12:00 am "Padipist enna peru veenal thechalum pokilla. Nammaal sookshichal namukku kollam" Tintumon to Babumon when Babumon got first rank in UKG.
21 Apr 2010 10:51 am Master: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam. Tintumon: Njan 100% mark vangum. Master: Thamasha parayalle...? Tintumon: Eda m...aara first thamasha paranjath...!
Teacher and Tintumon
21 Apr 2010 10:48 am Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....
Tintumon & Librarian
19 Apr 2010 10:46 pm Tintumon goes 2 Library & askes 4 a book "Psyco-The Rapist" The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &says idiot, the book is calld Psycotherapist...
Tintumon and Receptionist
18 Apr 2010 2:18 am Tintumon made a call 2 airport n asked Hw long is the journey from Kerala 2 America ?Receptionist: 1 second sir...Tintumon: Thank you...!!!
Tintumon Vs Bus conductor
17 Apr 2010 7:04 am Bus conductor: Entha epozhum Door'inte aduth nilkunne ? Ninte achan watchman aano.Tintumon: Than Entha epozhum chillara chodikkunne ? Achan pichakkaran aano ?
Tintumon's Exam
15 Apr 2010 7:24 am Teacher: Your exam registration No. is 0Z3A5x49Tintumon: I will pay 2000 rupees extra, please give me a FANCY NUMBER.
Tintumon and Mom
14 Apr 2010 3:59 am A Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out...Dad came & asked him, "wat happended son?"Tintumon: Dad i can't adjust wit ur wife anymore I want my own wife".
2 April 2010 2:58 am TinTUMON orikal medical shopilTinTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ?Staff: Ella marunum kittum.TinTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa...
Tintumon in Shapp
2 April 2010 11:08 am Tintumon shaapil ninnu varumbol pettonoru idiminnal.Fit aya Tintu mon odayil veenu.Deshyathode Minnalinodu: "Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda pulle !!"
Tintumon and phone
3 April 2010 8:13 pm Gulfilulla maman: Ninak entha vendath ?Tintumon: Mobile mathiMaman: NOKA mathiyo ?Tintumon: Nokiyal pora Vaanganam....!!!!
Tintumon and Pinkumon
3 April 2010 7:56 am Pinkumon: "My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he never used glasses..."Tintumon: "....ya... i know...some people drink directly from the bottle"...!
Obey the Traffic Signal
4 April 2010 8:47 am Teacher: Tintu mon, Why r u so late daily.Tintu mon: I was obeying Road Signal.Teacher: What signal ?Tintu mon:"SCHOOL A HEAD, GO SLOW"
5 April 2010 2:44 am Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....
8 April 2010 9:47 am Teacher: Tintu, Define "Romanjam" ?Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all d poodas of d body will stand n dance along with the body...!
Tintumon came from Israel
8 April 2010 8:23 pm Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil ?"Tintumon: "Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full madhyam aanallodo ?Tintumon: "Ente karthave aa albhutham veendum sambavicho ? nee veendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah".
Tintumon and Driver
9 April 2010 6:16 am Tintumon auto driverodu: Town vare pokumo ?Driver: Pokum...Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varanam ????
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