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Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?
santa:lambi drive te.
Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!
Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h.
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| | Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan. |
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| | Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai. |
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| | Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side. |
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| | dipi: maa khana kive bnade ha i?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar. |
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| | Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h. |
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| | Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A |
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| | Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,
Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?
Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h. |
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| | Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa" |
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| | Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?
Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi. |
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| | Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?
Banta: firebrigade?
Santa: Q ?
Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi ! |
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| | Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai"
Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-) |
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| | Preeto : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi?
Santa : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi! |
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| | Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan.
Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita. |
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| | Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si.
Banta : hun ki hal hai ?
Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi. |
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| | Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge?
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan.
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan.
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan.
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan. |
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| | Paper cancel ho gya, te santa chup chap bathiya si,
banta : tu aiven kyun bathiya hai,tenu taan khush hona chida paper cancel ho gya,
santa : oye nhi gal ae hai, ke hun fer padh ke vikhana pavega. |
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| | Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.
santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.
Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha si. |
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| | Tusi hasde raho,
nacde raho,
muskurande raho,
har vele khil khilande raho,
khush raho te gungunande raho,
mera ki hai,
loki tenu hi pagal samzhange. |
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| | Son : papa 10+10 kine hunde ae?
Santa(papa) : ghade, kanjra ,ullu de pathe,nalayak, haramkhor, tenu kuch nhi aunda ja andron calculator le ke aa. |
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| | Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!! |
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