Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..

Smartst thing sardar ever did,

He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'
so whnever he forgets,the computer will remind him,
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Your password is 'Incorrect'

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..

1st time joke about sardarni..

All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!@

Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Srdr:10 rs. ka?

Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

Enjoy..

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?

WIFE- Jinke yhe wo le gaye..
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1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..

Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!
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