Sardarji jokes

Sardarjis Are Back Again Java interview attended by Sardarji Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A. As you wish, I do not have any objections. Give my free gift Sardar starts shouting in a store...... Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE. Why? Banta and his son went fishing one day. After a couple of hours the son started getting bored, so he started thinking about the world around him. Out of his curiosity, he started asking his father a few questions. “How does this boat float?” Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don't rightly know, son.   [October 25, 2010]  Click here to view details

Its Balle Balle time again! Sardarji one Manager asked sardar at an interview. -Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X. Sardarji two After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?” Sardarji three One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! Sardarji four Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti. Sardarji five Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape? Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination! Sardarji six Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardarji seven Sardar: I think that girl is deaf. Click here to view details [March 16, 2010]

sardar's bearing level ek baar 1 sardar khana kha raha tha..... ............................................... .................................................. ...................................................... ..................................................... ................................................ ................................................ ...................................................... ............................................................. ab kya sardar khana bhi nahin kha sakta!!!!!!! jaan lelo uski saalon.