Wednesday, 3 July 2013

tintumon jokes

Dundumon- ” aliya ninte penninu UKG-yile oruthan rubber koduthu…"

Tintumon- ” ethaada avante section..?"

Dundumon- "UKG- C, pedikkanda aliya,avide nammude pillerundu.."

Tintumon- ” Boost Babuvinodum Cerilac Tutuvinodum Peekiri Sasiyodum avane sketch cheyan para. Ennittu vaigunneram avante pencilum rubberum odichu kalanjekku,kurachu neram avide kidannu karayatte.."
"ente penninu rubber koduthavan ini ezhudharuthu…"

- posted by Sreenath                     
Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna tintumonodu achan: Engotada ee keeriya kudayumayi?

Tintumon : Thrisur poorathinu pova …avide kuda maatamund…
Maarikitumonu Nokkatte

- posted by Najeeb
veeti vazakittu adi pedichodiya 'Tintu mon' kuppiyil pidichitta meeninea aduthu veliyil itta shesham paranju..."njano chakan pova,ne engilum poyi rakshapedada..."
- posted by Sobha
Teacher to Tintumon:Which is your native place? Tintumon:chlakaslovia Teacher:what is the spelling? tintumon was thinking................... tintumon:i funned you,my native place is goa.

- posted by Sandra Joseph
Tintu found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first,Chicken or egg? O Dear, what ever u order first will come first 
- from the desk of Tintumon
On a romantic day Tintus's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Tintu mon : Ya sure, from landline or mobile

- from the desk of Tintumon
Tintu mon ennum Shivane Thozhan pokum.One day pujari Shivane maatti Ganapathiye vachu..
Tintu mon: "mone, daddyode parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu!!"

- from the desk of Tintumon
TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon: Njan!!

-  from the desk of Tintumon
doct: what's your weight? tintu:55kg with spectacles doct:and without specs tintu:i can't see that

- posted by Shafeek
Tintumon: Ee pazhathinu ethraya vila?? Man: Rs. 1 Tintu: 60 paisakku tharumo? Man: 60 paisakku THOLI mathram kittum.. Tintu: inna 40 pisa.. PAZHAM mathram mathi, tholi venda...

- posted by  Hareesh Kumar N
Tintumon's mother was drying some rice powder by spreading it on a sheet. After some time she noticed that Tintumon was riding his toy car over the powder. When she asked what he is doing, Tintumon answerd "mummy I am riding a Desert Safari."

- posted by Kunju Mohammed
"TINTUMON ROCKS" . . . . . . . . . . . . Veedu panikku avasyamaya KALLU Kalkku sameepikkuka.. "TINTUMON ROCKS."

- posted by  Hareesh
Teacher: India upayogichu kazhinja 2nd hand sadanagal aduthulla rajyangalilekku kayati ayakum.oru example parayamo????
Tintu mon : SANIA MIRZA

- posted by Vinod
Flash news: Lokaavasaanam 2012-il…………….
Tintumon:- Daivame, ‘LIFE TIME SIM’ eduthathu
verutheyayallo……!!!!!!!!!!!^ 
- posted by Vinod
Nayanthara: Thamizhilekulla ente varavu pettanayirunnu.
Tintumon :athaayirikum vendathra thuniyyudukkan pattadirrunadu…alle?

- posted by Vinod
Teacher: Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon: Raja Ram Mohan Roy
Teacher: Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon: He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!! 
- from the desk of Tintumon
Tintu : Barbar Balan aadyam work chaithathu oru software companeelaa..
Shashi : ninakkengane ariyaam? ethu companeel..??
Tintu : ''Sathyam'' companiyilaayirunnu pulli adyam.. Pattu kettitillae?? .....barbaraam balane 'sathya'thil aarum thiricharinjeella... Anganeyallae Balan resign chaithu barbar aayathu....!!
- from the desk of Tintumon

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