Yo mama twice the man you are. Q: Whats the difference between yo mama and gas prices? A: Gas prices keep going up on the public and yo mama keeps going down on the public Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Your moms like a bowling ball. She gets greased up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more. Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. Yo mama's hairline so far back on her it looks like its on somebody else's head Yo mama's profile so jacked up she has her own reality show "Pimp my sides" Yo mama like the hardware store, only 25 cents a screw Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs Yo mamas butt hairs are so long they get clogged in the toilet when she flushes Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear I don't know what sucks more your yo mama jokes or your mom Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. yo mama so drunck she went to a bar an looked in the mirror an started to cus her self out