Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes source: http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamasoghettojokes.html

Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. Yo mama's so ghetto, she brings fried chicken to the movie theater Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. Yo mama's so ghetto, she pretends her pager is a cellphone yo mamma so ghetto that when you asked her for a glass of milk she said pick a titty Yo mama's so ghetto, she does drive by shootings on the bus Yo mama's so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC. Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates. Yo Mama's so ghetto, she's got 40oz. tits. Yo mama's so ghetto, she came to McDonald with a gallon and filled it up with sweet tea Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. Yo momma so ghetto she makes a homeless person look like a millionaire! Yo momma so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. Yo momma so ghetto, she makes Kool-Aid without adding sugar. Yo mama so ghetto dat every thing she eats is in cans Yo mama so ghetto her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so ghetto her phone bill is nothing but 911 calls yo mama so ghetto when you ask her for milk she says pick a boob! Yo mama so ghetto she uses expired foodstamps as tampons. Yo mama so ghetto she uses candy wrappers as wall paper Yo mama so ghetto that she still plays with baby toys Yo mama so ghetto that all ya movies and cd's are bootleg Yo mama so ghetto she goes to coinstar to cash in her change in order to eat something from the McDonald's dollar menu. Yo mama so ghetto her engagement ring is from the pawn shop Yo mama so ghetto when the doctor takes her blood only weed and kool-aid come out Yo momma so ghetto she rips off the cover from the phone book and uses it as a dust pan Yo momma so ghetto all her wigs are bright a** colors Yo mama so ghetto her ps3 controller is made of cardboard and rubber bands Yo mama so ghetto when she runs out of lotion she uses crisco instead Yo mama so ghetto she breatfeeds kool-aid, shits chicken bones, and pisses grape soda Yo momma so ghetto she sells her food stamps to get her nails done Yo mama so ghetto she brings ziplock bags in her purse to a buffet. Yo mama so ghetto that she saves child support for a new pair of Jordans Yo mama so ghetto the bitch breastfed you with gin and juice yo mama so ghetto she uses kool aid packs as hair dye Yo mama so ghetto she makes spaghetti with ramen noodles and ketchup packets Yo mama so ghetto she got her wedding dress at Wal-Mart Yo mama so ghetto she wears red, neon green, purple, and yellow in the same damn outfit Yo mama so ghetto her bestfriend has the same baby daddy and they joke about it Yo mama so ghetto she steals toilet paper from public restrooms Yo mama so ghetto when she does grocery shopping she hide packets of kool-aid under the box of ramen noodles. yo mama so ghetto when I went over her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said fish sticks yo daddy so ghetto he runs an extension cord trough your yard to use the neighbors electricity Yo daddy so ghetto he bought a new vacuum and put the old one in the new box and returned it to the store 
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