yo mama jokes

Your Mama''s Glasses Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving. Hi-Steppin' Mama Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. Hooked On Dem Jets How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?You give them a quarter and they'll let you score! Hey fatty Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. Knock Knock... Sham Knock knock. Who's there? Sham. Sham who? I didn't know we were talking about yo mama. Loitering Mama Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Support Group for Yo Fat Mama Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble. Yo Mama vs. Godzilla Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. Yo Mama Bald Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking. Yo Mama Bath Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater Yo Mama Golden Arches Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck! Yo Mama Laundromat The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around! Yo Mama Lipbia Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear. Yo Mama Road Sign Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO! Yo Mama Stumbled Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. Yo Mama the Gourmet Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat! Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road What is the difference between yo' mama and a winding road? The winding road has curves you can get used to! Yo Mama vs. Titanic Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated. Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo. Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass. Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling. Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry. Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.  Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOLLERED HEY KOOL-AID Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!! Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!! Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so fat that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her tomov er fat ole butt over!' Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat we're in her right now. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world. Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy." Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn." Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please." Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fatHer belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips! Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water. Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship. Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth. Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons! Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development. Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94." Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans  YO MAMA'S SO FAT she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye... she put Marilyn Manson out of business. she was a guard at Snake Mountain they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock... even Harry Knowles refused to date her. they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween. Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday. you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time. she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein. we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo. her shadow gave up. people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her... her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her. when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows. hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats. instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck. they gave her a middle name...'accident'. she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down. when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her... when she was born the Doc smacked her face. Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."  Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!! Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r. Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps. Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut. Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo Momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop! Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus. Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!" Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!  Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects! Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" from Birdie Brown Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday. from Iffath Firzana aka Da Sexy Hooka Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up" from LaL08Kb12004 Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is! from HumorSphere Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!' from HumorSphere Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn from Ted M Nugent Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose! from Melissa Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and me..." Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial from Ross Yates Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends from Yo You Cool Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died from MeMe Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater. from Chris Matian Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom. from Yosvaldo Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday from Raynell Roberts Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog. fromneimanoriginals You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine from Spfazzini This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle. from Alyssa Rosemond Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles! Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away! from Heather Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.from Geb Berde Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!! from Womack Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide from Michael Ryan Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake. from Haley Bumm Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell  from Big J Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her. from Humorsphere Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded from Zane Powell Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo. from Humorsphere Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop. from Game Fisher Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door from MJ Dennis Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride. from Nancy Decatur Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry! from Gill Gill Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you! from Humorsphere Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya! from jamie p Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein. from Humorsphere Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless PRETTYBOY1008 Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention! from She Devil Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph" from Humorsphere Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!" from She Devil Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean from She Devil Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support! from Mista Jodyson Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby. from Bubbles, the Humorsphere Chimp Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!! from Mike Whitlow Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi" from She Devil Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton! from Dawn K You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud! from TFLM 2000 Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl. from TFLM 2000 Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay. from Teresa M Malca Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous. from Teresa M Malca Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid. from B. W. Burline Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid. from B. W. Burline Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor. from Sergio Aleman Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock. from Sergio Aleman Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out. from Sergio Aleman Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped. from Sergio Aleman Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper! from Kerry Scott Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch. from Mr Mundotr Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper! from Kerry Scott Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! from AclHug Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman. from Jimbo Paul Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!". from CloseToAnguish Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone. from WVscrgrl7 Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus. from WVscrgrl7 Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick! from Mr Fook Yu Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds! from Ms Fook Mi Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence! from Kelly-Jo Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi" from Kelly-Jo Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up. from Default Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles! from Queenb12 Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept from LowRider I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9... Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. from A Blanchard Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man. Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k! Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.." You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911). Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...." Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road. Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts. Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped. Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers... Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday... Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema... Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin. Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED' You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association. Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman. You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q. Tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night... Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag. Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant! Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump? I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap! Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs. Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA. Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates. Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now! You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared. Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches. Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please". Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates. Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree. You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples. Yo' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick. Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton.