yo mama so blad jokes

Yo Mama’s So Bald Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s whose mother have less hair than Homer Simpson on their head!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their shinny headed mother. So check these yo mama so bald jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama is so bald and talented, she can blow dry her hair answer yes to all your questions and give head at the same time.

Yo mama is so bald, she braids her mustache.

Yo mama so bald her hair looks like stitches.

Yo mama so bald she curls her hair with rice.

Yo mama so bald, even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.

Yo mama so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean.

Yo mama so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

Yo mama so bald, that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald, that when its cloudy out at night you still see a full moon.

Yo mama so bald, that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deodorant!

Yo mama so bald, we thought the sun was rising when she got up.

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.

Yo mama so bald, you can play air hockey on her head.

Yo mama so bald, you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo mama so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.