Thursday, 17 July 2014

Yo mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing



Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her



yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack



yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.



yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!



Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.



yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her



yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.



yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.



yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide



Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family



Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.



yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.



yo mama so fat she died

Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move

Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up



yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke



yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out



yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did



yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy



yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt



Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King



Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.



Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops



yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food



yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's



yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.



yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family



yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk

Yo momma so fat she's skinny

Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie



Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass



Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices



yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map



yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?



yo mama so fat it aint funny



yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world



yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete



yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.



yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up



yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.



Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live



Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy



yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody



yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck

Yo momma is so fat were in her right nowYo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.



yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.



yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone

Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time



yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday 

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