Saturday, 9 August 2014

Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?

Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!

Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi, Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai?

Banta: Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai, Maa jaisi...
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