Saturday 9 August 2014

Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?

Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!

Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi, Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai?

Banta: Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai, Maa jaisi...

“A man walks into a bar” joke

  “A man walks into a bar” joke A lot of jokes start with this sentence. Then the joke continues with a little story about a man in a bar. B...