Saturday, 6 September 2014

Funny One Liners Jokes About Indians

We Indians Are Unique
Indian jokes
1. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta. ;-)
2. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway station) is an important family affair. :-D
3. We thrive on street food and we don’t get sick. :-)
4. Every Indian mother has 2 careers – Working / Housewife + Match Making. :-P :-D
5. We have all had secret boyfriends / girlfriends. We don’t care about them cheating on us but we dread getting caught by each others parents. :-D ;-)
6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother. :-D
7. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy. :-P
8. We go on cleaning sprees only during Diwali or when we have guests coming over. :-)
9. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption. :-)
10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory! ;-)
11. If we live in another city and don’t call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive. :-D
12. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain. :-P ;-)
13. No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue. :-P :-D
14. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room. :-D
15. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work ;-)
16. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin. :-D
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