Funny Santa And Parrot

Outside a parrot’s cage in a zoo on a board it’s written :

Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi…

Santa decided to check this out..

He asked the parrot :”Who are you”?

Parrot : “I’m a parrot. ”

Santa (in Hindi) : “Tum kaun ho”?

Parrot : “Main ek tota hun”..

Santa (this time in Punjabi) : “Tussi kaun O”?
Parrot : “Teri Maa Da Yaar… Tenu ik vari samajh nahi Aundi… Tu khota te main tota..!!”