Kids Jokes
Kids Jokes, Kids Jokes, Kids Jokes
Develop your kid's sense of humor and wit by teaching them Kids Jokes.
Reward, Educate, Motivate. Have Fun!
Sharing a laugh creates Family Fun and can lighten any mood we are in. Laughing is the best way to spend time together! My daughter and I have been having a blast creating this page! Send us your funny jokes! We will publish them and credit your name to them.
Thank you to everyone who has already sent us their jokes! They have made us laugh out loud! Keep them coming!
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"I hope you like my Kids Jokes!"
(From Adrienne)
Since we have so many kids jokes being added all the time, we had to start another page! When you are done laughing at these kids jokes, there are more Knock-knock jokes and others at
~~ More of The Best Kids Jokes.~~
~~ More of The Best Kids Jokes.~~
Knock-Knock Kids Jokes:
| Knock-knock! Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek! ----- |
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
(Sent to us by Marjorie L.)
----- Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police, can I have more dessert?
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police, can I have more dessert?
----- Knock-knock.
Who's there?
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name again!
Who's there?
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name again!
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, I'm so thirsty!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, I'm so thirsty!
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you,...
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you,...
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tock.
Tock who?
Tock to me, I'm lonely.
Who's there?
Tock.
Tock who?
Tock to me, I'm lonely.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any treats for me?
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any treats for me?
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey is stuck in the lock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey is stuck in the lock.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we're cold!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we're cold!
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the T.V.,please.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the T.V.,please.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had a million dollars.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had a million dollars.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Catch.
Catch who?
God Bless You!
Who's there?
Catch.
Catch who?
God Bless You!
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go "Moo", not "Who"!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go "Moo", not "Who"!
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
That's your second sneeze. Do you have a cold?!
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
That's your second sneeze. Do you have a cold?!
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Kids Jokes About Animals:
Q: What bug is welcome in apartments?
A: Ten-ants.
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Q: Where do ants eat?
A: At a restaur-ant.
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Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant.
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Q: What's even bigger than that?
A: A gi-ant!
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Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter?
A: A coat of arms.
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Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin.
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Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: "Ouch"!
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Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A: A mice cream cone.
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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
A: The bat.
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Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: They are too hard to iron.
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Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it's nose closed.
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Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a barking lot.
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Q: Why do Hummingbirds hum?
A: They've never learned the words!
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Q: Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A: Mussels.
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Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To go the the "Shell".
(A Great Kids Joke Sent to us from Jessica P.)
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the Mooovies!
(Thanks for the Kids Joke, Sent to us from Bryan K.)
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Q: What do you call Rodents that play Hockey?
A: 'Rink Rats'
(Sent to us from Mrs. Aspinall)
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk?
A: 'Winnie the Pehew'
(Sent to us from Colby S.)
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Q: What animal needs oil?
A: The mouse, because it squeaks.
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Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always Spotted.
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Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?
A Mam-moth.
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Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
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Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!
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Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A: Skin-diving.
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Q: Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A: She mislaid them.
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Q: What's black and white and read all over?
A: An embarrassed Zebra.
Kids Jokes About Food:
Q: What jam can't be eaten on toast?
A: A traffic jam!
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Q: What are the four seasons?
A: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Ranch.
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Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
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Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a Meatball!
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Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
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Q: What did 'Ronald McDonald' give 'Wendy' for their engagement?
A: He gave her and Onion Ring!
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Q: Which bean do kids like best?
A: The Jellybean.
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Q:Which bean is the most intelligent?
The Human Bean.
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Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
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Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don't need Mushroom.
More Silly Kids Jokes:
Q: What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: 'B', because it makes oil...Boil!
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Q: What's the last thing you take off, before you go to bed?
A:Your feet off the floor!
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
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Q: Why won't a bicycle stand up when it's not moving?
A: It's too tired.
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Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?
A: "Long time, no sea".
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Q: Who can shave six times a day, and still have a full beard?
A: A barber.
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Q: How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
A: You Pokemon! (poke-him-on)
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Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!
(Kids Jokes Sent to us from Shaelynn O.)
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Q: What has lots teeth, but cannot chew?
A: A Comb!
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Q: What is a Boxer's favorite car?
A: A Punch-Buggy.
(Thank you for the Kids Jokes, Sent to us from Tracey M.)
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Q: What Sport do Hairdressers Love the Most?
A: 'Curling'
(Sent to us from Mrs. Aspinall - Thanks!)
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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789.
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Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: Because he can 'Neverland'.
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Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Bored - (Board )
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Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?
A: He wanted the soil to be rich.
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Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball.
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Q: What did one angel say to the other angel?
A: "Halo."
A: "Halo."
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Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos weren't ready?
A: "Some day my prints will come."
A: "Some day my prints will come."
