Saturday 6 September 2014

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door?.
A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: – Why Madam?
Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! :-P :-P
MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly. :-D
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