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Wife - i m going to London do u want any gift
Hus- a british girl ...
Wife- ok...
Wife returns..
Hus- where is d gift ?
Wife- wait for 9 months
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In an entrance of an hospital sardar ask a boy
Sardar- why r u crying?
Boy- they cut my finger for blood test...
Sardar- Baap re , i came here for urine test...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Argument between British and India.
British - we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs hahaha
India - hahaha we r spoiling your mother tongue daily hahahahahaha
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Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student...
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Son - Girl next door does not know English
Father - How do you know ??
Son - I asked her to giv me a kiss and she slapped me. bloody uneducated girl.
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...
New in Market...........fwd it quickly....
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