Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.

Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.

Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Aliya - I can eat 6 apples.

Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!

Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..

Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?

Shraddha - I can eat 10.

Aliya - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂😇😅😅😅

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Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?

Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.

Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Help Desk - 😳🔫 

😄😜

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First time in the history it has happened....!

Rajnikant vs Alia.

Question to both in a competition.

What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Alia: Depend karta hai ....

agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''

😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!

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Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.

Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!

😜😜😱😝👏😊👍😝😝

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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...

Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee - Y r u not running...?

Alia - My number is 4.

😝😝😝😝😝

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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....

Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

😜😝😜😝👏

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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia - What should we do now?

Varun- We'll take 50:50.

Alia- What about the remaining 900?

😬😵😵😵😬

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Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie. 

Varun: I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁

😝😜😛😛😊

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Alia reading newspaper..

News:

"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Aalia comments:

Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

😅😃😜😝😀

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Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..

👍👍

Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.😂 

Its new in market forward it😂