Station Master and a Lady Passenger

• Station Master and a Lady Passenger
  
  A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train. 
  
  Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train? 
  Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train. 
  Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
  Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it. 
  Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore? 
  Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
  
  The passenger fainted!