Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Diet for Weight Loss


Needing to shed a few kilos, Santa and Jeeto, went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. They followed the instructions extremely closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for their individual portions.

They felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful; they had never felt better, nor did they ever feel hungry.

As time progressed, Santa and Jeeto realized that they were, in fact, putting on weight and not losing it. They decided that they ought to check the detail of the recipes just one more time. It was then that they found their error.

There, in small print, Santa and Jeeto saw, to their horror: 'Serves 6'
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