Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Good News, Bad News!


Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat.

Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps."

Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news, and I have a bad news to give to you."

Santa, "Darling, I do not have time, so why don't you give me the good news now, and when I come back home in the evening then give me the bad news, this way I can focus here, and do not spoil my work."

Jeeto, "OK dear. The good news is, the Air bag of our brand new Fortuner works, I got my life saved. And when you come back home in the evening I will give you the bad news.

And then Jeeto hung up.

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