Wednesday, 3 July 2013

100 Funniest Jokes

Exam Result

Father :- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna.
After exam
Father : How is your result?
Son : Dimag ka dahi mat kar BABULAL tu baap kehlane ka haq kho chuka hai... :p
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Murphy's Funny laws

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the screen arrive last.

11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one. :D :D Hahaha
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Itna chhota kamra?

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge,
Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…
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Light confusion



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