funny jokes

Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?

A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.

Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?

A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."
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What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? 

Beer
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BULL AND A COW

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?

A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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BONE DIGGERS

What do dogs and women have in common?

They both like 12-inch bones.