Christmas Jokes

• What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
  Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
• What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
  Answer: Halo there!
• If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
  Answer: Santa Clues!
• A snowman loses weight in what way?
  Answer: He waits for the weather to get warmer!
• What is the snowman’s breakfast?
  Answer: Frosted flakes!
• What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
  Answer: Can you smell carrot?
• Where the snowman does dances on?
  Answer: A snow ball!
• How do you know that Santa is a man?
  Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.
• What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
  Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
• What a big candle says to a small candle on a Christmas Eve?
  Answer: I am going out for dinner tonight.
• What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
  Answer: Ice caps.
• If someone claps on the Christmas Eve then he should be called as —
  Answer: Santapplause!
• When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called as?
  Answer: Santa Pause.
• Do you know any bird that can write?
  Answer: Pen-guine.

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