Christmas Jokes

• Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?
  Answer: She used to run away from the ball.
• Name the child's favorite Christma king?
  Answer: A stocking.
• On Christmas morning the coy boy said what?
  Answer: Mooooey Christmas.
• What Mary Popins wanted from Santa?
  Answer: Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes.
• What do you all know about ig?
  Answer: An Eskimo house without Loo.
• How yeti gets down from the hill top?
  Answer: By-icicle.
• If the vampire crosses the road you will find what?
  Answer: Frost bite.
• Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
  Answer: It doesn’t have legs.
• What for the trumpet of Ken was kept in the freezer?
  Answer: Because he loves cool music.
• Name the special part of your body during Christmas?
  Answer: mistletoe.
• Differentiate between Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet?
  Answer: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
• What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?
  Answer: Merry Crispmass
• You should be careful at Christmas - why?
  Answer: There are mince spies about!
• Do you know the reason for which the duck had crossed the road?
  Answer: to quack open the ice.
• Why is it cold in Christmas?
  Answer: Because it is December.
• What is the popular carol in Desert?
  Answer: Camel ye Faithful.
• What could be a perfect gift for the station master during Christmas?
  Answer: Platform Shoes.
• The month of December has something which no other month has- what id that?
  Answer: The letter D.
• What Cinderella sang when she saw her photograph was not ready?
  Answer: Someday my prints will come. . . .
• What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen?
  Answer: Mince spies.

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