- What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Answer: Tarzipan! - Do I have permission to eat a dog this Christmas?
Answer: Only Turkey like everyone else. - Eskimos sing what during their dinner?
Answer: "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when”! - What did the big cracker say to the small cracker during the Christmas Eve dinner?
Answer: My pop is bigger than yours! - Name someone who is never hungry during the whole Christmas?
Answer: The turkey- it is stuffed. - What is the name of the bird which has wings but cannot ever fly?
Answer: Roast Turkey. - What best you can put into the Christmas cake?
Answer: Your teeth. - What if you eat Christmas decorations?
Answer: You get tinsel-itus ! - What vampires put on the stuffed turkey during the Christmas Eve dinner?
Answer: Grave-y! - Have you ever heard about a stupid turkey?
Answer: It was looking forward to Christmas! - Why the ocean's full of currants this year?
Answer: Because last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. - Is that policeman eating turkey?
Answer: No, he's eating truncheon meat. - How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Answer: Deep pan, crisp and even! - What ducks do right before the Christmas dinner?
Answer: Pull their Christmas Quakers!
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