Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Christmas Dinner Jokes


  • What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
    Answer: Tarzipan!
  • Do I have permission to eat a dog this Christmas?
    Answer: Only Turkey like everyone else.
  • Eskimos sing what during their dinner?
    Answer: "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when”!
  • What did the big cracker say to the small cracker during the Christmas Eve dinner?
    Answer: My pop is bigger than yours!
  • Name someone who is never hungry during the whole Christmas?
    Answer: The turkey- it is stuffed.
  • What is the name of the bird which has wings but cannot ever fly?
    Answer: Roast Turkey.
  • What best you can put into the Christmas cake?
    Answer: Your teeth.
  • What if you eat Christmas decorations?
    Answer: You get tinsel-itus !
  • What vampires put on the stuffed turkey during the Christmas Eve dinner?
    Answer: Grave-y!
  • Have you ever heard about a stupid turkey?
    Answer: It was looking forward to Christmas!
  • Why the ocean's full of currants this year?
    Answer: Because last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
  • Is that policeman eating turkey?
    Answer: No, he's eating truncheon meat.
  • How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
    Answer: Deep pan, crisp and even!
  • What ducks do right before the Christmas dinner?
    Answer: Pull their Christmas Quakers!
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