My Jokes Web: Christmas Party Jokes

What song the guests generally sing at Eskimo's Christmas party?
Answer: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What you can call a polar bear which wears ear muffs?
Answer: Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What a chicken is called at the North Pole?
Answer: Lost.
What type of pine has the sharpest needles?
Answer: A porcupine.
Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Answer: Dracula's.
What food should you offer to the Santa as he can lose weight a bit?
Answer: Instead of milk and cookies, give him salad.
How can you keep Santa busy in the Christmas party?
Answer: Ask him to take care of your plants.
How can you make Santa run during the Christmas party?
Answer: Get an angry bull that fears of red color.
Apart from ornaments what you can use to decorate the Christmas tree?
Answer: Waster eggs.
Santa likes which game during the Christmas party?
Answer: Hide and seek.
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
Answer: A turkey!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
Answer: "O Tanning Palms"!
What could be the alternative outfit for the Santa at christmas?
Answer: Jeans and a t-shirt.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.
When everyone observes Santa during the party, then what mood is usually noticed?
Answer: Santamental.

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