Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Christmas Greetings Jokes


  • How do snowmen greet each other?
    Answer: Ice to meet you!
  • How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?
    Answer: Fleece Navidad!
  • What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
    Answer: "Wrap" music!
  • How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe.
  • How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
    Answer: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
  • What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Black mail!
  • Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Because he's Sooty!
  • How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
  • How do elves greet each other?
    Answer: "Small world, isn't it?"
Santa

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