- What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers! - How do snowmen travel around?
Answer: By icicle! - How one snowman greets the other one?
Answer: Ice to meet you. - What is the popular name of the snowman in summers?
Answer: A puddle. - What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Answer: Brrrr- itos. - Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Answer: You have to hollow out its head first. - What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Answer: Cold cash! - How do you get to know if the snowman is in your bed?
Answer: You wake up wet! - What snowman likes to eat on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Turkey with snow topping. - Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank. - How would you scare a snowman?
Answer: Get a hairdryer! - Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Answer: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. - What was the consequence after the showgirl fell out with the snow boy?
Answer: She gave him the cold shoulder! - What's white, furry and smells minty?
Answer: A polo bear! - What was the special item that was ordered by the snowman at MacDonald’s?
Answer: Icerbergers with chili sauce!
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