- What is the favorite food of elves?
Answer: "Elf"-aghetti! - How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
Answer: Using an "Elf"-evator. - Elves use what kind of money?
Answer: Jingle bills! - What’s the first thing learnt by elves in school?
Answer: The "elf"-abet! - What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop? Answer: The twelf
- Who makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin and lives at the North Pole?
Answer: Cinder-"elf"-a! - Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Answer: Mini vans! - What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
Answer: A real Christmas card! - Where do you find elves?
Answer: Depends where you left them! - What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
Answer: Welfy - Why reindeer wears sunglass during Christmas party?
Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognized! - Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
Answer: "Re-tail" store. - Why reindeer is wet?
Answer: "Rain"-deer. - Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Answer: Comet! - Who is very rude?
Answer: "Rude"-olph - Who is very rude?
Answer: "Rude"-olph - How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
Answer: He looks at his calen-"deer"! - What is the profession of snowmen?
Answer: Playing with angels. - What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing, reindeer can't talk. - Which elf was the best singer?
Answer: ELFis Presley. - Elves make sandwiches with what type of bread?
Answer: shortbread of course! - In Texas a wild elf is known as -
Answer: Gnome on the range! - What for reindeer wears fur coat?
Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester - What for reindeer wears fur coat?
Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester - How long should an elf's legs be?
Answer: Just long enough to reach the ground! - What do elves sing to Santa?
Answer: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow! - Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!
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