Funny 40th Birthday Jokes
Dave was just turning 40 and he had been playing golf in all his life. He comes home one day and says to his wife, "that's it, i will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the boll is going anymore." His wife is trying to cheer him up and says, "sure you can give it one more go. Take my brother with you."
"What good is that," says Dave. "He's nearly 90." "He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," says the wife.
Off they go the next day to play golf. Dave is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breaths slowly and steps forward. And all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and asks, "did you see the ball?"
"Of course Dave" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
Dave is all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"
(Split second silent) "I don't remember".
Dave was just turning 40 and he had been playing golf in all his life. He comes home one day and says to his wife, "that's it, i will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the boll is going anymore." His wife is trying to cheer him up and says, "sure you can give it one more go. Take my brother with you."
"What good is that," says Dave. "He's nearly 90." "He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect," says the wife.
Off they go the next day to play golf. Dave is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breaths slowly and steps forward. And all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and asks, "did you see the ball?"
"Of course Dave" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
Dave is all excited, turns back again and says "Where did it go?"
(Split second silent) "I don't remember".
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