Funny christmas jokes

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• The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ ‘Something for my mother, please,’ replied young lady sweetly. ‘Something for your mother? Well, that’s very loving and thoughtful of you,’ smiled Santa. ‘What do would you like me to bring her?’ Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, ‘A millionaire son-in-law.’
• Bert, aged 25.  ‘My wife’s an angel’.
  Don, aged 57.  ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.
• Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino’s for a pizza.
  The salesgirl asked him:-
  ‘Do you want your usual?  Deep pan, crisp and even?’
• Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
  He wanted to sleep like a log.
• What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
  Sandy claws.
• Question: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
  Answer: Forty feet of track – all straight!
• Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
  Answer: Ribbon hood.
• Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
  He wanted to sleep like a log.
• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.
• Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
  The turkey – he’s always stuffed
• “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,”