funny indian jokes

Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha -..Ae Husn ki Mallika ! 5 Rupay de de... Andha hoon......

Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola :"De de....Wakai andha hai.. 
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Never Lie to a Woman!!!!

Man on phone: Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things.
Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy ...See More
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A NIGHT IN THE BAR:
Bartender:
Who Are You? I've never seen you before...

Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink

Bartender: What kind of Job?

Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
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Teacher - How many planets are there ?
Billu - Mercury, Venus, Jupiter etc etc.
Teacher - Aur batao?
Billu - Aur bas sab badiya! Mata raani ki kripa hai. 
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Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:" Kya Haal Hai ??
.
Admi Ghabra Kr:" Theek Hu,
.
Phr Awaz Aai:" Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
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Admi:" Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain,
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Phir Awaz Aai:" Main Aa Jaun ??
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1) What should a woman do if she finds
herself alone in the company of
a strange male as she prepares to enter a lift
in a high-rise apartment late
at night?
Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to
reach the 13th floor, press all
the buttons up to your destination. No one
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Take your time and see if you can read each line loud without a mistake..... 

The average person cant....

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
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We (Indians) live in such a world where,
-If a guy is with 10 girlfriends he's a dude
And if a girl is with 2 friends who are boys
she's said to be a slut
-if a guy drinks he's cool and if a girl drinks
she's cheap 
-if a guy is out for late nights he's asked by
people bout the plans for tonight and if a
girl is out she's been asked her rate for
one night 
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Who are MEN ?

Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !!

And
who are Women ??

Who go to heaven & say " apsara dekh...no dressing sense at all!!!! lolz Hahaha   from coolindianapps.com-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------