tintumon jokes

Kazhcha

tintumon-” face book il kandappol njan avale add cheydhu…”

jintappan -” aaha ennitu??

tintumon – ” roadil neritu kandappo delete cheydhu “

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Chandran

jintappan – ” kukku mol ente jeevidhathile ” moon” aanu…!!!!

tintumon- ” angane aanel aa kuttappan aanu ‘ neil amstrong ”

jintappan -” adhendha angane???

tintumon – ” chandranil aadhyam kaalu kuthiyadhu neil amstrong alle…ividem adhu thanne kadha 

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Nurse

Teacher : Ni eppol aarude koodeya kidakkaru ?

Tintumon : Sister priyayude koode
Teacher : Eppozhum nee chechiyude koodeyano kidakkunne ? ni valya kuttiyayille ?
Tintumon : Appo teacharude molu nurse alle ?

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Permanent

Teacher: Ninakku oru permanent address ille?

Tintu: Und Sir.

Teacher: adh endha?

Tintu: www.facebook.com 

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Imagination

Several weeks after a young Mr.Tintu had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office.

“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”

“Well,” the Tintu replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”