top Tintumon jokes

Career..!!!

Jintappan : Which is the Best Career..?

Tintumon : Sanyasam

Jintappan : How..?

Tintumon : After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be

Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs

but… Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores

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Laziest

Teacher : Which is the highest mountain..?? Tintumon : eanikariyilla Teacher : pinne eantha ariyavunne ninaku?? Tintumon : I know the laziest mountain..!! Teacher : Which is that…? Tintumon : Eve-rest..!!!

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Password

Jintappan : What is a password..??

Tintumon : Passwords are like underwear..!!

jintappan : How..??

Tintumon : You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers..!!

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Paranju Varumbol

Tintumon : Vadacke veetile ‘Rajappan’ adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Atharaa Achaa..??

Achan : Paranju varumbhol ninte ‘Maman’ aayittu varum

Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho…??

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Oh Tintumone Kond Vayya

tintumon:Edda bobu ninakariyamo indiakar padikunnatinne sarava shiksha abhiyan ennu perittat

bobu:entukonda
tintumon:nammal atra kalamayi nammal kalikuunathin shiksha tharana