Dyslexic jokes

Dyslexic jokes

Best dyslexic jokes

1. Dyslexics of the world, untie!
2. If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic!
3. Have you heard about the dyslexic prostitute? Apparently she cooks sock.
4. Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
5. Have you heard about the dyslexic robber who ran into a bank? He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!"
6. Ten out of two people have numerical dyslexia.
7. Have you heard about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
8. Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel!
9. Old MacDonald was dyslexic... E I O I E.
10. 1Have you heard about the dyslexic pirate? He had a carrot on his shoulder!
11. What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexics Association.
12.  I was a kid, I had dyslexia. I would write about it in my 'dairy'. (Zach Galifianakis)
13. Have you heard about the two dyslexic guys riding in a car? One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!"
14. Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead!
15. Have you heard about the dyslexic with Tourette syndrome? He goes around shouting, "This! This! This!"
16. Have you heard about the dyslexic boy who asked his mother for a McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Sod it, I'll have a KFC!"
17. Have you heard about the dyslexic atheist? He said that he didn't believe in dog!
18. A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, "I am both alphabetically and numerically dyslexic. Have you ever tried to '96'?"
19. Have you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept trying to do the 96 position!
20. Have you heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake at night wondering if there really was a dog!