Tuesday, 8 July 2014

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.

Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.

College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?

Student: Ji Janak Puri.

College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?

Student: Trilok Puri.

College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.

Student: Maya Puri.

College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.

Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.

College Clerk: Aapka naam?

Bhai: Govind Puri!

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