Saturday 6 September 2014

Bollywood’s WhatsApp Group – Funny Conversation

Akshay on whatsapp
Akshay- Hi everyone !!
Shahid- Hi over acting ki dukaan :-D :-D
Akshay- :-| :-|
Saif- :-P :-P
Kareena- Hi Saifu.. Love u <3 :-*
* shahid left group *
Bipasha- haha.. bichara.. how r u friends? :-)
John- hey am fine .. missed u .. how's u? <3
* Bipasha left group *
Akshay- are yaar bahot boring ho raha hai :-| :-S
Ajay- Kyun? Tees maar khan dekhi kya ? :-D :-D
Akshay- Nahi.. Teri Himmatwala dekhi :-x :-x
* Ajay was removed from group *
Ashwariya- Nice to meet u all.. Thanks for adding in this group :-)
Salman- Miss toh humne bhi bahot kiya aapko :-( :-|
Ashwariya- Hi.. who are you? :-S
Salman- :-( :-|
Akshay- kya Sallu bhai.. bahot emotional ho rahe ho :-P :-P
* Ashwariya left group *
Salman- :-( :-(( :-(
Vivek- kon hai Tu ? Kyun ro raha hai ?
Salman- mujh par ek ehsaan karna ke mujh par koi ehsaan mat karna :-x
* Vivek left group *
Amitabh- hahaha… are Akki hamare zamane ke actors hai ki nahi is group mein ? :-D:-)
Akshay- Haan hai na… Rekha ji hai
* Amitabh left group *
Chunky- Bas karo yaar.. sab group Kyun chodd rahe hai ? :-O :-(
Saif- chunky ko kaun add kiya ? :-x
Chunky- :-( :-( :-(
Salman- :-P :-P :-P
Govinda- Aap sabko Govinda ka namaskar!
Shakti kapoor- Aau mere Raja babu.. aapko bhi namaskar :-D :-)
* Shakti kapoor was removed from group *
Shahrukh- Kyun nikala usko group se :-D
Akshay- Sorry.. galti se add huva… Vulgar members not allowed :-D :-P
Salman- Shahrukh ko Kyun add kiya? :-x :-x
Shahrukh- Tera kya ja raha hai? :-x :-x
Salman- sahi se reh nahi toh maar khayega :-D
Shahrukh- Jyada natak mat kar :-x
Akki- Ladai bandh karo varna dono ko group se bahar nikal dunga :-X :-D
Suniel- Akki bhai Hera Pheri 3 ki shooting Kab shuru hogi? :-(
Akki- Tuje liya hai kya film mein? :-P :-D
Suniel- :-X :-X :-X
Hritik- Hi Anna… Aaj Kal filmon mein dikhai nahi dete.. :-D :-D
Suniel- jabse Krissh dekhi hai filmon mein kaam karne ka mann nahi karta. :-P :-X
Madhuri- Hello Friends.. Meri Gulabi Gang film aa rahi hai.. zarur dekna :-) :-)
Juhi- yes friends zarur dekna.. main bhi hun :-)
Alia bhatt- Ha ha .. koi nahi dekega :-P :-P
Raveena- Akki … bachchiyon ko Kyun add kiya group mein :-D :-D
Sunny leone- only adults allowed :-P :-D <3
Saif- oye Sunny Leone bhi hai kya ? <3 :-D :-P
* Kareena left group *
* Sunny Leone was removed from group *
* Sunny deol added in group *
Akki- Hi Dhai kilo wale haath :-)
Sunny deol- Action hero se mazak?
Suniel- main hun action hero :-)
Akki- main hun :-X
Salman- Action ka dusra naam Salman khan ;-)
John- I am Action hero :-D
Rajnikanth- Munna.. jhund mein toh suvar aate hai... sher akela aata hai :-D :-D :-D :-B
John- kaun Tu ?
Rajnikant- Yenna raskala .. mind it
Sunny- kaun hai yeh Akki? Bata na.?
Akki- Rajnikant sir :-) :-D :-B
* Sunny deol left group *
* Hritik left group *
* John left group *
* Saif left group *
* Salman left group *
* Shahrukh left group *
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