Doctor Ki Shaadi Kuch Is Tarah Se Honi Chahiye

Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye….

MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho,
BAARAT ambulance mein jaye,
SHAADI hospital mein ho,
PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye

Aur kya khoob ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye,
DULHAN ke gale mein haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,

Aur

maza to tab aye jab Doctor Shadi ke baad bole,
“NEXT PLEASE”!