mallu jokes

A rich Sheikh was admitted at Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.

Finally a Malayalee named Raghavan Palakkad iyer from Kerala was located who had a similar type of blood.

Raghavan willingly donated his blood for the Sheikh.

After the surgery, the Sheikh sent Raghavan as appreciation for giving
his blood, a new Toyota Prado, Diamonds, Lapiz Lazuli Jewellery, and a Million Dinars.

Once again the Sheikh had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Raghavan, who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Raghavan a thank you card and a jar of Almond Halwa sweets. Raghavan was shocked to see that the Sheikh this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Sheikh and said 'This time also I thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery.... but you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets.'

To this the Sheikh replied: 'Mone' Raghava...now i have a Malayalee's blood in my veins!' 😆😝
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