Saturday, 9 April 2016

Elastic

Q: What happens when you eat alphabet soup?
A: You swallow your words.

Q: What made the boy from believing the tiger? 
A: He thought it was lion [lying].

Q: Why do people always begin their journey with the right foot first?
A: Mainly because when you move one foot, the other is left behind.

Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you shut off its power?
A: It loses its cool.

Q: Why do storks stand on one leg only?
A: If they lifted that, they would fall down.

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