Q: What does one call a bear with no ear?
A: B. (No ear)
Q: Is it better to write on a full or an empty stomach?
A: Writing on paper works the best.
Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.
Q: What goes around a field but does not move?
A: The fence.
Q: Which is the easiest way to make a cigarette “lighter”?
A: Simple – just take out the tobacco.
A: B. (No ear)
Q: Is it better to write on a full or an empty stomach?
A: Writing on paper works the best.
Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.
Q: What goes around a field but does not move?
A: The fence.
Q: Which is the easiest way to make a cigarette “lighter”?
A: Simple – just take out the tobacco.
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