Alligator jokes
Alligator Short Jokes
Tonns of jokes about Alligators. Do I need to say more? Check them out below.
Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: How many arms has a alligator got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
Q: What do alligators call human children?
A: Appetizers.
Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink
A: Jaw-va
Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
A: a jawbreaker.
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Alligator Bar Jokes
Walks into a Bar
- A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:
- "Do you serve lawyers here?"
- "Sure."
- "Good.
- One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."
Army Training
- At an army training camp in Florida, the Seargent is giving a talk: "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment."
- An alligator came in the room and bit the seargents penis.
- It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.
- "Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the Seargent. A man put his hand up and said "I will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes."
Rich Millionaire
- A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'
- So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.
- In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.
- The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.
- The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'
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